As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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