she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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