if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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