? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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