I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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