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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH

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  I love boston

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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  The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?

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• (716): View more from New York

  We found Mulan.

  (409): View more from Texas

  I thought you were in bed what the hell

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.

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