Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i think i just lost a toe