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  He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.

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• (818): View more from California

  hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.

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• (716): View more from New York

  the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.

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  That'll put some boobs in that bra.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".

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• (518): View more from New York

  Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now

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• (858): View more from California

  2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman

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• (806): View more from Texas

  i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!

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