Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.