3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
