So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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