I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she smelled like a LAN party
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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