can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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