Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i already hear my dad disowning me
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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