Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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