Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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