No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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