Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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