I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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