There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
