Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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