i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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