so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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