Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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