it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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