Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Don't make out with my wife yet
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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