Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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