I've blown a few things in my day
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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