Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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