I don't think brook has ever known best
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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