Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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