elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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