I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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