i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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