then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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