i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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