I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think i have herpe
just one?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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