you would pick up someone in the library
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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