Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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