dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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