Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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