There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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