2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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