HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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