i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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