I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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