remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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