we're blogging at a bar
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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