idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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