Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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