Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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