He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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