I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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