seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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