Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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