I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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