I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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