Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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