So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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