How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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